Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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