Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You don't make any sense
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