Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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