Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
God, I missed his penis.
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