I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
