Cold hands, warm shart.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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