So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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