just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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