it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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