Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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