Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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