We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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