i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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