The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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