This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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