Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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