im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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