Do you still have your period?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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