C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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