is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
