i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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