My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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