Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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