i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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