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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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