There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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