I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
