she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
