The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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