The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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