she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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