Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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