she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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