Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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