At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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