his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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