Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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