i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just want nice things and good sex
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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