kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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