So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
