If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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