So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
