OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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