Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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