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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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