Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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