none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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