She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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