Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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