"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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