Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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